‘II Am The Mainstream Media’ Realizes Horrified Tucker Carlson Spiraling Live On Air

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WASHINGTON—Coming to the realization in front of millions of viewers during the broadcast of his show a horrified Tucker Carlson stated ‘I…I am the mainstream media’ Wednesday as he began spiraling live on air “We’ve discovered evidence of rant voter fraud and the president has every right to call for an investigation even if the mainstream media thinks” said Carlson who trailed off stared down at his shaking hands and felt a sudden ringing in his ears as he looked back up and zeroed in on the production crew surrounding him “The media says…wait Those liars on TV will try to tell you…oh God We’re the numberone program on cable news aren’t we Fox News…Fox ‘News’ It’s the media It’s me This can’t be No no no no Jesus Christ I make 6 million a year Get that camera off me” At press time Carlson had torn the microphone from his lap el and fled the set in panic …

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‘II Am The Mainstream Media’ Realizes Horrified Tucker Carlson Spiraling Live On Air

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‘II Am The Mainstream Media’ Realizes Horrified Tucker Carlson Spiraling Live On Air