Remember Bill and Hillary Clinton’s White House Pet, Socks the Cat?
Well President Donald Trump will have none of that wimpy stuff. The New White House Pet is Huuuge, Bigly and the Best Ever!
Enhanced Vital Industrial Labs is pleased to introduce “Gorgeous” The new White House Pet:
This new cat is no play mate, the Cat will also help to keep congress in line. Intruders will have to be wary now, entering the white house grounds will be dangerous.