Putin Caught in Time-Travel Scandal Photo Reveals Dino Cowboys

Known time-travel-er and Russian Computer Hacker Vladimir Putin was caught time-travel-ing, Again! Pictured below sometime in the Jurassic Era, Putin rides a fierce Velociraptor. This Photo was taken by our own #AttilaTheYam who said, “Puten rides pretty good, for a human.” Time-Travel is one of Putin’s passions, said a source who has once been to the Kremlin. This is the first time we have caught Putin in the Jurassic. The Russian Hacker has been seen in several eras, including WWII, The 1917 Russian Revolution and fighting against Napoleon at the battle of Borodino.
The Velociraptor who’s nickname is “Bitey” was tamed by Vladimir Puten after just a few hours. This tropical beach is today wind-swept tundra in Northern Siberia. Back then is was a warm paradise as the shirtless Putin can attest.

Putin Time Travel to the Jurassic
Putin Time Travel to the Jurassic

How exactly #Putin time travels is still unknown. But the strong Russian Ruler sure does get around as this and future photographs show.
Einstein’s theory of special relativity says that time slows down or speeds up depending on how fast you move relative to something else. Approaching the speed of light, a person inside a spaceship would age much slower than his twin at home. Also, under Einstein’s theory of general relativity, gravity can bend time.
But how do the Russians do it?
Not all scientists believe that time travel is possible. Some even say that an attempt would be fatal to any human who chooses to undertake it.
Astronomer Frank Tipler proposed a mechanism for time travel (known as a Tipler Cylinder) where one would take matter that is 10 times the sun’s mass, then roll it into very long but very dense cylinder.
After spinning this up a few billion revolutions per minute, a spaceship nearby — following a very precise spiral around this cylinder — could get itself on a “closed, time-like curve”, according to the Anderson Institute. There are limitations with this method, however, including the fact that the cylinder needs to be infinitely long for this to work.

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