SAN BERNARDINO, CA — A McDonald's spokesman has gleefully confirmed that the burger giant's turnover rate is now no longer the highest in the world, as the recent, explosive spike in turnover at Hezbollah has officially put the terrorist organization well past McDonald's notorious 250%.
SAN BERNARDINO, CA — A McDonald’s spokesman has gleefully confirmed that the burger giant’s turnover rate is now no longer the highest in the world, as the recent, explosive spike in turnover at Hezbollah has officially put the terrorist organization well past McDonald’s notorious 250%.
Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/hezbollahs-turnover-rate-officially-surpasses-mcdonalds/