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Read MoreNot only is it morning in America once again, but it’s almost Thanksgiving morning in America. This year, Republicans have even more things to be thankful for. In the spirit of the upcoming holiday, The Babylon Bee has compiled the following list of things conservatives can be thankful for:
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