It's Christmas time again, and if you're a megachurch pastor (or one of the 38 members of the pastoral staff), you know that a few robes and cardboard cut-outs of animals won't cut it. You have to take it up a notch. Or a hundred notches.

It’s Christmas time again, and if you’re a megachurch pastor (or one of the 38 members of the pastoral staff), you know that a few robes and cardboard cut-outs of animals won’t cut it. You have to take it up a notch. Or a hundred notches.
Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/8-tips-to-take-your-megachurch-christmas-eve-service-to-the-next-level/

It’s Christmas time again, and if you’re a megachurch pastor (or one of the 38 members of the pastoral staff), you know that a few robes and cardboard cut-outs of animals won’t cut it. You have to take it up a notch. Or a hundred notches.
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