Supreme Court Approves Death Penalty For People Who Buy Valentine’s Day Cards For Their ‘Work Wife’ #BabylonBee
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an emergency ruling, the United States Supreme Court authorized the use of the death penalty for anyone who buys Valentine's Day cards or gifts for their "work wife."

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an emergency ruling, the United States Supreme Court authorized the use of the death penalty for anyone who buys Valentine’s Day cards or gifts for their "work wife."

Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/supreme-court-approves-death-penalty-for-people-who-buy-valentines-day-cards-for-their-work-wife/

Supreme Court Approves Death Penalty For People Who Buy Valentine's Day Cards For Their 'Work Wife' #BabylonBee