NINEVEH — After a surprise visit from an Israelite prophet who inexplicably reeks of whale vomit, local residents have agreed to repent of all so-called acts of "wickedness and violence" if it will make him leave.
NINEVEH — After a surprise visit from an Israelite prophet who inexplicably reeks of whale vomit, local residents have agreed to repent of all so-called acts of "wickedness and violence" if it will make him leave.