Introvert Bites Down On Cyanide Capsule As Waiters Start Singing ‘Happy Birthday’ To Him #BabylonBee

RIVERDALE, UT — A tragic scene ensued last night, as an introvert bit down on a cyanide capsule at his own birthday dinner as soon as the waiters started singing "Happy Birthday" to him.

Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/Introvert-Bites-Down-On-Cyanide-Capsule-As-Waiters-Start-Singing-Happy-Birthday-To-Him/