‘No, I Didn’t Eat Any Of That Walmart Shrimp,’ Says Husband Glowing Neon Green #BabylonBee
TUCSON, AZ — Local husband Ryan Masterson denied having consumed any radioactive Walmart shrimp, though his wife had her doubts due to his entire body emitting a soft neon green glow.

TUCSON, AZ — Local husband Ryan Masterson denied having consumed any radioactive Walmart shrimp, though his wife had her doubts due to his entire body emitting a soft neon green glow.

Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/no-i-didnt-eat-any-of-that-walmart-shrimp-says-husband-glowing-neon-green/

‘No, I Didn’t Eat Any Of That Walmart Shrimp,’ Says Husband Glowing Neon Green #BabylonBee