Financial Advisor Announces It’s Time To Panic, Urges Clients To Make Hasty, Emotional Decisions #BabylonBee

ANNAPOLIS, MD — Local financial advisor Rick Rosas announced that now was the time for utter panic and urged his clients to hastily make huge money moves based on pure emotion.

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