Sorry Excuse For American Hasn’t Blown Off Single Finger With Fireworks #BabylonBee
LEE'S SUMMIT, MO — As people across the nation prepared to celebrate the 4th of July holiday, one sorry excuse for an American revealed he had yet to blow off a single finger with fireworks.

LEE’S SUMMIT, MO — As people across the nation prepared to celebrate the 4th of July holiday, one sorry excuse for an American revealed he had yet to blow off a single finger with fireworks.

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Sorry Excuse For American Hasn't Blown Off Single Finger With Fireworks #BabylonBee