17-year-old stands up to substitute teacher who confiscated cochlear implants thinking they were headphones, principal gets involved and student gets suspended: ‘I started full on yelling at this lady’ #Fun

Remember when you were a kid and coming into school with a substitute teacher was either the best day ever or the worst? There was no middle ground. On the one hand, you could score the perfect sub who’d pop in a movie and let the class zone out all day. On the other hand, you might get the strict sub who decided to try to take control of the class, but they had no idea where you were in the lesson and ended up just leaving everyone confused. It’s wild to think that nowadays, substitute teachers don’t even need a degree in education to step in. Some of them are literally just filling a gap and hoping they make it through the day without things falling apart. But I guess that’s basically how the rest of us feel at our jobs anyway.

This 17-year-old got the short end of the stick when it comes to subs. She tried to confiscate his cochlear implants, thinking they were just some regular headphones even after he explained they weren’t. Things only got worse from there. 

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25 Memes to Browse Before Hitting The Hay #Fun

We are all living in a golden age of mattress technology. I take it for granted that I can order a mattress right to my apartment in a box without going to a mattress store and have no problems with it. I am forever grateful that I was brought into this world after water beds went out of style. I have seen Edward Scissorhands, and I’m not confident that a similar situation would not happen to me if I had a bed filled with water (I can be a little clumsy with my scissors, what can I say?)

I take it even more for granted that I’m sleeping in a bed at all! To be honest, all this reflection is making me realize how comfy my life is. I could be sleeping on the floor every night! I could be sleeping on a bushel of hay in a barn. I’m grateful I get to roll over in my full bed from Wayfair every night, and if you feel similarly, you can enjoy even more abundance with these funny memes

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Children’s Prayer For Parents: Prayer of the Day for Sunday, April 20, 2025 #Pray

Dear Lord! Fill our parents with Thy choicest blessings;
enrich their souls with Thy holy grace;
grant that they may faithfully
and constantly guard that likeness to Thy union with Thy Church,
which Thou didst imprint upon them on their wedding day.
Fill them with Thy spirit of holy fear,
which is the beginning of wisdom;
inspire them to impart it to their children.
May they ever walk in the way of Thy commandments,
and may we their children be their joy on earth …

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Life Beyond Earth and Manipulation of Spacetime #Paranormal

In an interview last night, I was asked two scientific questions. First, there was the news report about the discovery of the `strongest evidence yet’ of life on a distant planet, K2–18b. I was asked: “If life is confirmed there, what would be the next step? Should we try to establish some sort of contact? Generally, do you think it is a good idea to reach out to extraterrestrials once we know where they are?” I explained that the new paper is based on the JWST detection of the spectral fingerprint of a single molecule, dimethyl sulfide, in the atmosphere…

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20 Buzzy Mosquito Memes That Have Some Bite #Fun

Honestly, it sometimes feels like a disproportionate amount of hate gets lumped onto insects like wasps when it should be given to mosquitoes instead. They might not sting, but there is no misery quite like being bitten all over and spending the next week feeling the itchiest you have ever felt in your life. And that’s before we even get into the disease risk.

It isn’t fun being an insect bite-prone person, which undeniably increases the ire that you might direct at mosquitoes compared to one of those annoyingly smug individuals that claim they never get bitten. However, as with most annoying things, they can be a great conduit for humor and silly memes on the topic. If we didn’t have the unfortunate experience of mosquito bites, we wouldn’t be able to relate to all the dumb images that delight in them, such as what can be found if you scroll a little further.

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‘My mom thought she’d get a grandkid out of it’: Pregnant stepsister comes back and steamrolls a 16-year-old girl’s life, the teenager refuses to live with an evil tyrant and moves back in with Dad #Fun

I hate picking sides in a family argument. Regardless of who comes out on top, you’re left a traitor to the other side, knowing that this alliance will come back to haunt you. But this mom in our next story picked the wrong side to align with, choosing her stepdaughter and her new husband over her biodaughter. 

Although she didn’t realize it, this mom’s choice to take care of her 19-year-old pregnant stepdaughter effectively drove away her 16-year-old daughter. However, the mom knew that the stepdaughter had tormented her kid for years, but thought that the bad mojo was behind them. Well, it certainly wasn’t—and when the stepdaughter, pregnant and bursting with new hormonal hatred for her stepsibling, chaos broke loose in the house. 

Lucky for the teen, she could take refuge at Dad’s house, fleeing from her old life to protect herself from her mortal enemy: Her stepsister. Sorry, Mom, but you made your camp on the wrong side in the hopes of getting a grandchild out of it, but you lost a biodaughter in the process. 

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Stewardship Prayer: Prayer of the Day for Saturday, April 19, 2025 #Pray

Almighty and ever-faithful Lord,
gratefully acknowledging Your mercy
and humbly admitting our need,
we pledge our trust in You and each other.

Filled with desire,
we respond to Your call for discipleship
by shaping our lives in imitation of Christ.
We profess that the call requires us
to be stewards of Your gifts.
As stewards, we receive Your gifts gratefully,
cherish and tend them in a responsible manner,
share them in practice and love with others,
and …

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