Man Finally Realizes Reason People Play Hockey Is You Can Legally Punch A Canadian In The Face #BabylonBee

LITTLE ROCK, AR — Local man Dennis Walters finally realized that the reason people play hockey is because it allows them to legally punch a Canadian directly in the face.

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