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Before the trial of Lindsay Clancy, everyone thought postpartum depression was a myth. But now society as a whole understands that the sudden drop in hormones after a woman has a baby really can cause intense sadness, anxiety, and disastrous historical events.

HELL — The Prince of Darkness admitted he may have made a big mistake, as Satan reportedly wondered if he had gone too far when he orchestrated the modern feminist movement.

Thinking about moving abroad? Consider these expat-friendly destinations.

The hush-hush trend you need to know about.

Take your pick of these seaside gems with historic charm, stunning coastal scenery, and incredible gastronomy.

WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA — One of the nation’s loudest progressive voices issued a strong defense on his own behalf this week, as commentator Hasan Piker said anyone who tries to twist his words as being "antisemitic" is a dirty, lying Jew.

LANSING, MI — During a live interview on Fox News, Democratic Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed forcefully defended the beheading of infidels, explaining it was really the same thing as a haircut.

The pristine white sand on Whitehaven Beach in Queensland is never too hot to walk across.

There are a lot of religions out there, but only one can be the religion of peace. How can you be sure you’re on the right path?

MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Authorities responded on Friday afternoon to an apparent turf war at Kenwood Park, where tennis players and pickleballers fought to the death over the right to use the park’s facilities.

This might be the most stunning ride in Scotland.

They’re perfect for families, too.

FRISCO, TX — Local woman Samantha Johnson’s faith in humanity was instantly restored this afternoon after she drove up to find neighborhood kids doing a lemonade stand.

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TALLAHASSEE, FL — With recent data showing a marked decrease in crime across the Sunshine State, Florida officials credited its record-low crime rate to having chased away all the Democrats.

CHICAGO, IL — One local customer was caught off guard by a new policy at his favorite restaurant chain, as the Chipotle cashier told the man that there would be an extra charge for no Salmonella.

Burritos are really, really expensive these days, apparently. But fear not — there are still ways to get them without having to shell out $20 a pop. You just have to know the right tricks.

MIAMI, FL — After a bit of reflection, local man Dave Christensen decided that perhaps it would be best to pass on this year’s Islamic car show.

NASHVILLE, TN — Podcast host Candace Owens explained to listeners that only the most highly-trained commandos could execute the crawling technique being shown as she played a video of a six-month-old baby inching across the floor.

The entire journey takes less than one hour.

Tropical Islands recreates a balmy paradise in an old airship hangar about an hour from Berlin.

Expect first-class seats, seamless hotel bookings, and curated tours, with plenty of time left to roam freely.