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TALLAHASSEE, FL — With recent data showing a marked decrease in crime across the Sunshine State, Florida officials credited its record-low crime rate to having chased away all the Democrats.

CHICAGO, IL — One local customer was caught off guard by a new policy at his favorite restaurant chain, as the Chipotle cashier told the man that there would be an extra charge for no Salmonella.

Burritos are really, really expensive these days, apparently. But fear not — there are still ways to get them without having to shell out $20 a pop. You just have to know the right tricks.

MIAMI, FL — After a bit of reflection, local man Dave Christensen decided that perhaps it would be best to pass on this year’s Islamic car show.

NASHVILLE, TN — Podcast host Candace Owens explained to listeners that only the most highly-trained commandos could execute the crawling technique being shown as she played a video of a six-month-old baby inching across the floor.

The entire journey takes less than one hour.

Tropical Islands recreates a balmy paradise in an old airship hangar about an hour from Berlin.

Expect first-class seats, seamless hotel bookings, and curated tours, with plenty of time left to roam freely.

LOS ANGELES, CA — At the request of Hollywood executives, the California state government opened an inquiry into possible infiltration of the film industry by honest God-fearing, law-abiding American citizens who reject Communism.

BOISE, ID — The credentials of one local man were called into question, as the so-called Christian Nationalist had yet to post anything overtly hateful on social media today.

These nations boast breathtaking scenery, diverse landscapes, and abundant wildlife.

Here’s everything you need to know to plan a trip to Yellowstone, named the best national park in the U.S. in the 2026 World’s Best Awards.

There’s no denying the natural order of things — there are some things women are just plain better at than men. Being aware of these things can help life go more smoothly.

U.S. — Finally making public a long-anticipated change to the denomination’s policy regarding qualifications for members of its pastorate, the United Methodist Church announced a ban on heterosexual clergy.

Beat the heat with linen sets, breathable dresses, and more.

Most visitors to Colorado overlook this beautiful state park.

And here’s what to do if you spot one.

AUSTIN, TX — Governor Greg Abbott signed into law this morning a new measure that would impose the death penalty on anyone who begins an email with "Happy Monday, Team!"

RALEIGH, NC — A passenger plane tragically crashed on the outskirts of Raleigh on Friday afternoon after no one told any of the passengers on board to "fly safe."

Aboard Belmond’s Andean Explorer, guests experience gourmet dining, high-altitude adventures, and some of Peru’s most dramatic landscapes.

It’s one of the most beautiful ways to see the Keystone State.

Tucked between two mountain ranges in British Columbia, Revelstoke has endless outdoor adventures.

Calling all history buffs, architecture fans, and art lovers—these castles should be on your list.

NEW YORK CITY — Concerns over Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s "Immigrant Enclave Map" have grown after it was noted that the Mayor had added a "Little Auschwitz" in the middle of Brooklyn.

BIRMINGHAM, AL — Local man Brett Callahan informed his wife that he wouldn’t be able to mow the lawn today as he was completely tied up playing a lawn-mowing simulator.